Y'all Don't Be Impatient Now, heah?

Having announced our gracious presence in Bulloch County, the Cuisine Queens are out sampling the culinary delights and splendid service at our local eateries. Of course, to get to these rare pleasures, we also have to eat a whole mess of cruddy "food" served by surly people. But hey, it's what we promised to do, right? Y'all be patient now. Look for our first reviews after Thanksgiving week

Well, hello there!

We are the Cuisine Queens of Bulloch County, and we hereby wave our little magic wands to announce our arrival!

We promise:

• We will be super-bitchy about bad service.
• We will be super-bitchy about bad food.
• We will be fair: We will re-visit a bad restaurant if y'all convince us that it's worth our while.
• We will reward good food and good service with Queenly praise.
• We will never, ever write a good or bad review in exchange for advertising, free food, or other bribes. We are honest Queens. We are not tacky.
• We will not accept restaurant ads. Any other ads are fine. Well, almost any other ads. Sweetie, we have our standards and reputations to consider.
• We will do our best to avoid detection, and to dine anonymously.

Let the eating and the writing begin... Bad restaurants in Statesboro? Y'all watch out, you hear?