Well, hello there!

We are the Cuisine Queens of Bulloch County, and we hereby wave our little magic wands to announce our arrival!

We promise:

• We will be super-bitchy about bad service.
• We will be super-bitchy about bad food.
• We will be fair: We will re-visit a bad restaurant if y'all convince us that it's worth our while.
• We will reward good food and good service with Queenly praise.
• We will never, ever write a good or bad review in exchange for advertising, free food, or other bribes. We are honest Queens. We are not tacky.
• We will not accept restaurant ads. Any other ads are fine. Well, almost any other ads. Sweetie, we have our standards and reputations to consider.
• We will do our best to avoid detection, and to dine anonymously.

Let the eating and the writing begin... Bad restaurants in Statesboro? Y'all watch out, you hear?